When you purchase a Jeni B Experience, there is a serious risk of you becoming addicted.  Your body will experience feelings of euphoria flow through it, the rush of excitement will cause your heart rate to increase and you may become dependent on regular visits to my studio for your fix. During the thrill of the experience, you could find it difficult to control how much you spend on each amazing design we co-create.

A Jeni B addiction is seriously contageous. There is a very strong possibility that you will infect others you come into contact with. The chances of them also becoming addicted increases dramatically whilst you are wearing your Jeni B. If this does happen please recommend they report their new addiction to WWW.JENIB.COM  where they will experience the very best treatment available.

A life long addict should expect to experience side effects such as increased amounts of attention and complements on their Jeni B jewellery. There will be a heightened desire to go out on the town for some seriously stylish showing off, at all the right places.

There is no cure for a Jeni B addiction. With my help you will learn to manage it so that the extended periods of happiness you receive enhance your experience of life. The good news is, it will not kill you and there is no risk of blindness if you stare at your diamond too long.

Husbands and partners can expect to live with a seriously happy woman; who may become overly affectionate towards you on random occasions. If this behaviour pleases you and becomes a regular part of you’re day, you should never complain about her addiction.

Other men may harass you for information about Jeni B when they see you experiencing such great happiness. If this becomes uncontrollable for you please provide me with their contact details and I will be happy to relieve you of the problem.

If at any time your partner’s affection decreases, you may wish to call my emergency number so we can organise a time for her to come and see me again. Your bank balance will be affected but I guarantee I will return her to you in a truly euphoric state.  

If at any time you start to feel left out and you want to know what all the fuss is about, don’t hesitate to contact me. You may like to know the statistics show, men don’t seem to be as affected by the addiction as women do. But guys, once you have experienced it for yourself, it becomes clear why your partner loves the experience so much.

It is of the utmost importance that your experience of a Jeni B addiction is always a positive one, so client feedback is always encouraged so that standards can be upheld.

If you wish to discuss any issues surrounding how best to live with your addiction, I an available for free councilling at all times. After becoming highly qualified in this specific area, I’ve personally developed the specific skills required to treat your unique addiction. Seeking advice from an unqualified source is not recommended, as you may be fed false information which could be detrimental to your health. 

My treatment of your addiction is highly confidential. So where ever you are in the world you can contact me directly by phone, email or skype. If you try to quit without receiving qualified help, Jeni B accepts no responsibility for any withdrawal symptoms or the depression you may experience whilst you are quitting.